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Jul. 4th, 2009 @ 12:07 am Living After Midnight
Here's a new thread to discuss stuff. Here's a topic I started in the last thread - the current state of comedy films. I've been HUGELY disappointed by pretty much every "Funniest Movie of the Year!" for quite a while now. Should I just give up on comedies altogether? Knocked Up was okay thanks to Paul Rudd, Superbad was amusing, Step Brothers had some funny moments but overall nothing I'd want to watch again. Tropic Thunder was interesting as a satire of actors and Hollywood, but I wouldn't exactly call it funny. I did really like Pineapple Express, much to my surprise. It was like an amped-up modern-day Cheech and Chong movie, and pretty much everything that didn't involve the terrible Danny McBride worked for me. I've heard Role Models was funny and it has Rudd in it, but I haven't seen it yet. I think the last new comedy I liked enough to purchase the DVD was The Ten, and that doesn't have very wide appeal. I feel like I just don't "get" today's popular brand of comedy, and it makes me sad. How do you feel about the current state of comedy films?

Yahoo! recently posted a list of the Top 30 Animated Films as voted by users. I haven't read through it all yet, but I think the Blog should sue them for stealing our idea.

The floor is yours.

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burger king diamond, chrononaut
Jul. 1st, 2009 @ 10:46 am Wednesday Walk Around the Web
What's the frequency, BODers?
  • [info]noiretblanc sends this call for e-swarming action:
    My colourist on the Scott Thompson graphic novel and all around swell guy Paul Little is up for a comics competition starting either Wednesday or Thursday. The website, zudacomics.com, is DC Comics' attempt to get a line of web-comics going through an open competition of spec creators. Basically, ten creative teams are chosen to submit an 8-page webcomic, people read them on the site and they vote for their favorite to win the competition for that month. Winner gets a one-year contract with DC/Zuda and a nice sized check (well...by comics industry standards, anyway).

    Paul is colouring an entry called Interrogation Control Element -- a political thriller centered around the dicey issue of wartime torture techniques. Here's a little poster that they made up with helpful directions -- pretty easy stuff. Paul's doing an awesome job on the "Husk" GN with me and I'd love to see him win this thing and get a decent financial reward to boot. He's also Canadian, in case that sways any of you Canuck BOD'ers. It doesn't take too long, and it'd really mean a lot if my Blog o' Doom buds helped a brother out.
    So go--go and do!

  • SmackDown spoilers, for those inclined. Hey, Ricky Ortiz still exists! Edge & Jericho continue their Reign of Awesome! J.Mo and T.Lo...sing Michael Jackson songs?

  • From Gamespot: a Swedish gaming group bought The Pirate Bay. Crazy. I can only assume an actual honest-to-goodness company won't be able to facilitate the torrenting of any old thing anybody wants to seed, but then again I can't imagine a whole lot of people staying at TPB if it only hosts this gaming company's products, Creative Commons-licensed movies and the latest versions of Linux. Maybe they think piracy won't be illegal any more by the time the deal takes effect.

  • From Manofest: The 10 Dumbest Moments In Wheel Of Fortune History. I suck at Wheel of Fortune (I've always been a Jeopardy! guy myself) and even I got all of these obvious-as-your-nose puzzles. The funniest/saddest line: "The moon?"

  • From Pharyngula: someone wants to use developmental biology to analyze where the modern descendant of a dinosaur, a chicken, differs from its ancestor and then fiddle around with the molecular switches to build a dinosaur, gradually, step by step. Sounds glorious to me.

  • Fox Sports recently ranked the Giants' quarterbacks as the 17th-best group in the NFL. Big Blue View would beg to differ.

  • From The Art of Manliness: how to build sturdy basement shelves. I have a rack of these that my dad built in my basement and my mom's basement is full of the things (at least, my dad used a very similar design), and I can tell you, 20-30 years in they're as strong as ever.

  • From Overthinking It: a really neat article on Burn Notice. I don't watch the show, so this makes it seem really fun.
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Glenniebun
Jun. 29th, 2009 @ 08:37 pm Raw Thread
Tonight on WWE Monday Night Raw: the draft!
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cWo
Jun. 28th, 2009 @ 04:44 pm WWE The Bash
The card:
  • WWE Championship Wrestling Match/Falls Count Anywhere Match/Stretcher Match: Randy Orton vs. HHH
  • World Heavyweight Championship: CM Punk vs. Jeff Hardy
  • ECW Championship Scramble Match: Tommy Dreamer vs. Jack Swagger vs. Christian vs. Mark Henry vs. Finlay
  • John Cena vs. The Miz
  • Intercontinental Championship vs. Mask: Chris Jericho vs. Rey Mysterio
  • Unified Tag Team Championship: The Colons vs. The Legacy
  • No Countout, No Disqualification: The Great Khali vs. Dolph Ziggler
  • Women's Championship: Melina vs. Michelle McCool

I had no idea Khali/Dolph was on the show. This could actually be worth the money I'm about to go spend at Wild Wings.
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Glenniebun
Jun. 26th, 2009 @ 12:27 am cWoTV: Batman The Animated Series
We've had five celebrity deaths in the past month, maybe more...

Feel free to talk about them if you wish, but since the last thread already filled up and a couple of people said I should, here is a new thread.

It's time for the another edition of cWo Top Five/Bottom Five! This time jcdaredevil and hitmanclark are bringing you the best and worst of Batman: The Animated Series! First up will be my worst picks and then hitmanclark's best picks.

If you want to partake in this, grab a partner, pick a tv show and send the results to isitanevil@yahoo.com. And if you forget that email, just ask me.

Is this the best Batman adaptation ever?

You decide! )
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cWo
Jun. 25th, 2009 @ 05:08 pm Michael Jackson dead?
Apparently the King of Pop Michael Jackson is dead at age 50.  There are conflicting reports about whether he is dead or near death.  Expect tons of media coverage and bizarre things to happen.  LJ is already being blitzed. Took me ten minutes to post this.
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Tom
Jun. 24th, 2009 @ 10:40 am Wednesday Walk around the Web
A short one today, since my databases are kicking my ass up and down the office this week.
  • If you didn't see John Hodgman's remarks to the President at the Radio & TV Correspondents' Dinner last week, go! It's pure weapons-grade awesome.
  • I'm struggling to find something interesting that's wrestling-related and hasn't been covered on the blog already. Matt Hardy got injured again, for what it's worth, this time tearing an abdominal muscle. There's also this LONG list of Scooter quotations that range from eh to pretty funny.
  • From Wired: MIT mathematicians are analyzing phantom traffic jams in terms of fluid dynamics.
  • Jaime J. Weinman thinks movies are over-edited.
  • From Rotten Tomatoes: the Top 50 Movie Robots.
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Glenniebun
Jun. 22nd, 2009 @ 08:23 pm RAW is COMMERCIAL-FREE
We get a WrestleMania WreMatch, Trump arrives to sell PPVs, Vince has a "farewell address" and presumably SmackDown and ECW wrestlers show up to provide some entertainment.
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cWo
Jun. 20th, 2009 @ 06:33 pm UFN Tomalysis
Here I go stumbling out of the gates.  This is the abbreviated version.  I have a swollen lympth node right below my ear and behind my jaw joint.  I discovered it last night while eating some peanut butter cookies of all things and now it hurts like hell to move my mouth.  Can't talk long, can't eat solid foods.  Sucks.

I didn't watch this season of the TUF.  Haven't seen the show in years.  These guys are mostly low level talent. When you put yourself in a gimmicked situation like USA v. UK, it's going to be that way.  It's no different than your average M-1 show.  There's nothing wrong with that it's just I don't care to follow these guys' lives for a dozen weeks.  I can get my fix with local cards.  I would also say that UFN's tend to be showcases for the enhancement talent that have been around for years, sporting okay records, and they fight scrubs and other UFC enhancers. 

Nate Diaz/Joe Stevenson - Two lower mid level guys.  You have to wonder if this is win or go home for Joe Stevenson.  If he loses this fight which he is designed to win, then he should be cut.  Nate Diaz has many more UFN appearances in him.  He's that kind of guy that will win certain fights, lose others, never contend, and keep collecting Zuffa paychecks. Everything points me to believe that Stevenson should be able to wrestle the Cesar Gracie product to the ground and control him. Does Diaz possess the wrestling, power, dirty boxing, and opportunism of a Penn, Florian, or Diego?  Stevenson is like a little bit better version of Clay Guida.  Joe Daddy via Joe Decision.

Diego Sanchez/Clay Guida - This is a guess a title eliminator.  Diego is a better at every facet of the sport and he could finish it any number of ways.  Clay Guida is doing his best job to convince people that he is relevant.  He fought two opponents that I had pegged to give him trouble in Mac Danzig and Nate Diaz.  He surprised me and won.  The only problem is that those two guys are in the same boat as Guida - the enhancement talent boat.  It surprised me to see him win against fighters that posed substantial roadblocks to his game but this fight and this fighter he faces tonight are different animals altogether. For Diego Sanchez he must win. He must win impressively after the Stevenson fight. He should have been able to do more against Stevenson, maybe not finish, but do more than he did.  Most importantly he must win for the UFC lightweight division.  Sanchez via TKO Rd. 1

The only thing else I have to say is that I hope Chris Lytle is purged from my future octagonal viewings.
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F. Scott Keith
Jun. 18th, 2009 @ 09:25 pm cWoTV: South Park
This idea seems to be pretty popular, as we head into week 3 of Top Five/Bottom Five! This week we have theg_spot and jeditab bringing you the best and worst of South Park!

Goin down to South Park )
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cWo
Jun. 17th, 2009 @ 12:09 pm Wednesday Walk around the Web
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Glenniebun
Jun. 16th, 2009 @ 09:43 pm Tuesday Night Baseball
-Sammy Sosa is apparently on the list of 103 players that tested positive for steroids in 2003, joining A-Rod as the only two guys to be revealed from the list. On behalf of Cubs fans everywhere, let me say:

HIGH FIVE!!!

I hope he never makes it to the Hall of Fame and dies alone and penniless in a gutter somewhere, with only his precious, precious home runs to keep him company. That's what you get for not being a team player, you douchebag.

-The Nationals are reportedly in the process of firing Manny Acta and replacing him with Jim Riggleman for now. Of course, you had to see this coming, since the Nats are the worst team ever, but I'm just wondering, how often does the same guy replace the manager for two different teams in consecutive seasons? That's kinda weird.

-The Rockies, looking for their 12th win in a row, are currently losing 7-1 to the Rays. The only reason you probably haven't heard the Rockies are on such a streak is because, even with winning 11 in a row, they're still a game under .500.

-And a quick look at the standings as we're a little over a third into the season:

The Rays aren't exactly dead in the water, but the AL East is back to being Yankees vs. Red Sox for now.

The AL Central is the exact opposite of what I expected, with the Royals and Indians at the bottom with injury issues and the Tigers leading by 3 games. Totally didn't see that coming at all.

The Rangers continue to surprise me in the AL West, leading the Angels by 2 games. One would think they'll run out of steam eventually, but I don't know. We'll see.

In the NL East, the Phillies are cruising, God hates the Mets a bit earlier this year (Luis Castillo dropping that ball against the Yankees is one of the greatest things I've ever seen on a baseball field) and the Nats might as well be eliminated already.

The NL Central, something I thought was a lock for the Cubs, is tight as all hell, With Milwaukee and St. Louis at the top, the Cubs and Reds 3 games back, and the Astros and Pirates still floating around .500. By the way, now that the Blackhawks have turned themselves around, I nominate the Pirates as the worst franchise in professional sports. I mean, how do you trade your best player in the early stages of the season, for what might as well have been a sack of brand new baseballs? I understand the rebuilding mentality, but at least show a little faith in your team. But hey, at least they have a TV deal.

And finally, the Dodgers still own all of MLB despite the loss of Manny.

And that's that. Feel free to talk about this or the thrilling excitement of Donald Trump owning Raw.
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Yellowdart
Jun. 15th, 2009 @ 07:52 pm RAW 3-way
Confirmed for tonight:
  • WWE Championship Fatal Four Way: HHH vs. John Cena vs. Randy Orton vs. Big Show
  • World Heavyweight Championship Triple Threat: CM Punk vs. Edge vs. Jeff Hardy
  • ECW Championship: Tommy Dreamer vs. Christian
  • Intercontinental Championship: Chris Jericho vs. Rey Mysterio. It remains to be seen whether Jericho will bring the belt with him this time.
  • Vince McMahon returns to television to announce the new general manager. I'm hoping for Horace Hogan!
Likely for tonight:
  • Ric Flair appears in the opening promo, says he'll be back later in the show, downs a beer and hops a plane to Cleveland.
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Glenniebun
Jun. 14th, 2009 @ 11:08 pm New Thread
Because YOU demanded it!

Discuss Kobe's victory over the Magic, Ric Flair bailing on ROH or anything else here.
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cWo
Jun. 13th, 2009 @ 01:27 pm Mitsuharu Misawa Dead
WHAT.

From the Observer:
Mitsuharu Misawa, one of the greatest pro wrestlers of all-time, was declared dead at 10:10 p.m. Saturday night at a hospital in Hiroshima from an apparent heart attack after being being given a back suplex in a tag team title match.

Misawa would have turned 47 on June 18th.

Misawa, the president of Pro Wrestling NOAH, was teaming with Go Shiozaki in a match challenging Bison Smith & Akitoshi Saito for the GHC tag team championship in Hiroshima. Misawa was given the move at about 8:45 p.m. and knocked unconscious.

According to eye witness reports, Saito gave Misawa a "routine" back suplex that was described as a "7" in danger on a scale of one-to-ten. He did not get up. It was chaos in the ring as they attempted to revive him using CPR and the crowd was hushed for a while, and began a "Misawa" chant. He turned purple in the ring and was rushed to the hospital in an ambulance.

His heart stopped beating in the ring.

The wrestlers were told on the bus that he had passed away.

While it is being reported that he passed away at the hospital, he may have actually passed away in the ring.

Misawa was the Japanese high school national wrestling champion at 187 pounds in 1980, and was recruited by Giant Baba into All Japan Pro Wrestling. He gained his first taste of stardom in 1984 when he was chosen to be the second Tiger Mask. After unmasking in 1990, he became an even bigger star after a series of singles matches with Jumbo Tsuruta.

He was Japan's biggest pro wrestling star of the 90s, and one could make a strong case for him as the top wrestler of the decade. He was the Wrestler of the Year in 1995, 1997 and 1999.

After the death of Shohei "Giant" Baba, Misawa wrestled a little over one more year for All Japan Pro Wrestling, while working as company president. After consistently butting heads with owner Motoko Baba, the widow of Shohei Baba, he and 90% of the All Japan roster quit the company to form Pro Wrestling NOAH.

Pretty good memorial column here. Add your own memorials, memories, funny stories, YouTubed matches, whatever.
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cWo
Jun. 11th, 2009 @ 08:41 pm cWoTV: The Twilight Zone
It's time for the another edition of cWo Top Five/Bottom Five! This time out a_badguy and noiretblanc are bringing you the best and worst of The Twilight Zone!

If you want to partake in this, grab a partner, pick a tv show and send the results to isitanevil@yahoo.com. And if you forget that email, just ask me on the boards.

You're traveling through another dimension, a dimension not only of sight and sound but of mind; a journey into a wondrous land whose boundaries are that of imagination. That's the signpost up ahead..."

your next stop, The Twilight Zone )
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cWo
Jun. 10th, 2009 @ 10:35 pm Thread, Thread, Who's Got The Thread?
I guess I should also provide content like Glennie did.

http://www.411mania.com/movies/columns/106895 A Bloody Good Time for this week.

From Joblo, we've got the trailer for Martin Scorsese's next film Shutter Island: http://joblo.com/shutter-island-trailer

For comic fans, I thought I'd recommend this site, Atop The Fourth Wall (where bad comics burn), as this guy does to comics what the Angry Video Game Nerd does to video games. There's even a review for WARRIOR! http://atopfourthwall.blogspot.com

X_pac_heat just posted the following: "Anyone hear about this? I saw it on another board-

From the Observer

Quote:
Mysterio was not at TV. At Raw, there was word going around among the wrestlers that he gave notice, but we can’t confirm that story. Mysterio is still on the lineups for the weekend house shows."

Plus there are rumors that a lot of suspensions are coming. Discuss.

I also forgot to add: MMA IS THE SHIT!!1!ONE
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Hall JC
Jun. 9th, 2009 @ 10:57 am A Tuesday Thread
Here're some items that may or may not be of interest:
  • Everyone needs to see the return of Zack Morris. Not even Jimmy Fallon being a schmuck can detract from the massive, massive nostalgia hit.
  • I read somewhere yesterday that Sunday's Batista-Orton match was the first time the WWE Title changed hands in the ruthless STEEL cage, which seems amazing to me. What say you, those with better memories than mine, or those who're already running to Wikipedia to run through the list, or Rinehart?
  • From Inside Pulse: Chris Sabin recommends not even trying to understand the rules of TNA matches.
  • From TED: the astounding intelligence of crows
  • From NPR: taller people experience sensory input infinitesimally later than shorter people, thanks to sensations having to travel farther to get to the brain.
  • I think it's been more than a week since I've mentioned an article from Overthinking It on the blog, so I feel obliged to tell you they're doing a Ghostbusters Week this week, with the tagged posts available here.
  • Also from Overthinking It: parallels between Up and Paradise Lost and how "no fate but what we make" was a lie all along and the Terminator franchise knew it.
  • Did anyone else watch the season premiere of The Next Food Network Star on Sunday? I know you can't really form decent judgments based on one episode, but aside from the guy who sounded like a high-school football coach these people seem to have even less personality than last year's crop. They actually make me miss Lisa Garza--poor ol' domineering blinky Lisa Garza. Incidentally, one of the contestants also looks like one of my philosophy professors from college, and since he seems to know more about food than the others I guess I'll have to deal with him creeping me out for a while.
What're you reading, cWomies?
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Glenniebun
Jun. 8th, 2009 @ 07:07 pm RAW Is a Chore.
RAW's side of Extreme Rules sucked, and tonight probably won't be much better.

For those who haven't heard yet, Umaga got fired but Batista, complete with torn bicep, is the WWE Champion.

Preview:
Batista opens the show
Cena vs Miz
The Colons vs Legacy
Kelly Kelly vs Maryse
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cWo
Jun. 7th, 2009 @ 05:46 pm WWE Extreme Rules
The card for tonight:

WWE Championship: Randy Orton (c) vs. Batista - EXTREME Steel Cage Match
World Heavyweight Championship: Edge (c) vs. Jeff Hardy - EXTREME Ladder Match
ECW Championship: Christian (c) vs. Tommy Dreamer vs. Jack Swagger - EXTREME Triple Threat Match
Intercontinental Championship: Rey Mysterio (c) vs. Chris Jericho - EXTREME No Holds Barred Match
US Championship: Kofi Kingston (c) vs. MVP vs. Matt Hardy vs. William Regal - EXTREME Fatal Four-Way Match
Miss WrestleMania...Championship?: Vickie Guerrero (c) vs. Santina Marella - EXTREME Hog Pen Match
John Cena vs. The Big Show - EXTREME Submission Match
Umaga vs. CM Punk - EXTREME Samoan Strap Match

Discuss.
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cWo